This guy is what Cirque Du Soliel modeled there awesomeness after.
So apparently the creators of the sextoy Fleshlight decided to do some monster-themed editions of the product. The zombie inspired one is posted below the jump. Here is a link to pictures of the others that will NOT take you to their website.
This video highlights the awesomeness that was 80s children’s toys. Turns out there were a lot of Transformers and Transformer spin-offs. The King of Legoland from dunun on Vimeo.
I’ve made the joke about the Dark Crystal’s Skeksis and Justin Timberlake’s “Sexy Back” before, but this gentleman takes it to the next step.
This person insists you like their status. I would do as they advise.
I don’t get the point of this. Apparently poo needed a mascot and it needed to be multi-colored. Umm…
I’ll admit, cybergoths amuse me. This pretty much feeds into every stereotype I know of them, and they are doing it all on their own.