I don’t want to spoil anything in this video, starring a Wil Wheaton look-a-like. The music is perfect for this. Definitely worth watching and mildly NSFW.
So apparently Insane Clown Posse and Jack White got together and did a cover of Mozart’s “Leck Mich Im Arsch” which actually translates to Lick Me In The Arse. This is pure poetry.
Not only does Don Cheadle make a very convincing Captain Planet, but he also tears shit up like a boss. Don Cheadle is Captain Planet from Don Cheadle
If you haven’t heard this, then I will apologize for introducing it to your earholes. It is quite terrible. There is a line that says “Got swag pumping out my ovaries.”
Honestly, in this day and age I find myself seldomly watching a video more than once, unless it warrants a second playthrough for laughs. This artistic video however, has so much going on in two separate parts of the screen that it warranted at LEAST two viewings. Very fun if you like people watching.
All this was missing was some snarky comments from GLaDOS.
The new Rebecca Black. This is really hard to watch, but I would suggest skipping to the 2:14 mark and be careful not to jack her swag. And before you say, “Who would watch this garbage?” It has over 19 million views. So apparently a lot of people.
I have to admit Final Destination is a guilty pleasure for me. I enjoy creative ways of killing people off in movies. I haven’t watched any since the atrocity FD3 was, but I did hear they are making a new one. One of the main actors in said movie, Miles Fisher, also happens to do…
This is real, apparently. Encouraging people to use their poo in a useful sense, this website is dedicated to bettering the world through toilet use. Time to put social networking to use while sitting on the toilet. You can find out more here.