Have you ever found yourself needing a hobby to keep your hands busy but masturbation is losing it’s allure? Dirty Pillowz makes Do-It-Yourself latch hook kits that turn into 70s shag fur pillows depicting pornographic images. Confused? Look at the image below the jump for a better explanation. Careful, NSFW.
Apparently there is a porn shop off of University Drive in Alabama named Pleasures that has multiple drive-thru windows for your inconspicuous purchases.
Since I posted the x-ray stuff, I figured it was only appropriate I follow that up with another under-appreciated form of sexual fantasy. Shadow puppets. This person does quite well.