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  • Your WTF for the day – Miss Pregnant Beauty Pageant

    Not to be one-upped by our neighbors in Hungary, a radio station out in Houston, TX decided they were going to host their own beauty pageant, with of course a twist. Their twist being the contestant had to be prego. I don’t doubt there were some term requirements and such. Just strange stuff.

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  • Role Model – Best Martial Artist EVER

    Now here is a man after my own heart. Not only does he feel that holding a child by it’s feet a viable transportation method, but he also has no problem laying down the law if the kid tries to squirm with a firm punch to the side of the face. And I believe his symbol is a Tae Kwon Do flag. I want to learn with him.

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  • Trashed Idea – Bacon Jam

    Some people might be upset that this is listed under a Trashed Idea and not as just a random awesome entry. But to those non-Gaffigan loving, vegeterian, or true jam connoisseurs, this is aptly named.

    Bacon Jam. Which can be ordered from here.

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  • Centaur Boy vs. Penguin Nun

    Round 1. Fight!

    I don’t believe in Purgatory, but I think it’s fun to imagine things. I often imagine purgatory being filled with rooms that just have still images on them. I believe this would definitely be one of the murals on the wall. That’s right. Make it a mural.

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  • Your WTF for the day – Windows 7 Whopper?

    bk_poster091014_01Just as it seems that Micro$oft started to finally understand how to market their product to the people, using almost acceptably passable ideas for their advertising, they release this. It seems like it’s intended for a Japanese audience, and entices these people with a burger that racks up over 1,000 calories in 7 meat patties, clocking in at about $8.50. Le sigh.

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  • $5 says this guy's costume would be better than yours

    Craigslist can produce some pretty strange things. I’ve seen evil possessed rubber duckies, sex with midgets, and all sorts of ridiculousity on Craigslist. This one manages to make it into the Top 5 Wierd things from Craigslist. And I quote:

    So this might seem strange and really offensive to some but hopefully someone will reply. I have always loved the scene in Empire Strikes Back where Chewbacca has to carry around a half reconstructed C3PO in a backpack because he hasn’t reattached his lower body yet. For Halloween I would love to dress up like this. I am big enough and strong enough to both pull off the Chewbacca look and to carry around a lot of weight for the night. So basically I am looking for a double amputee (someone missing both legs – preferably at the hip) to accompany me as C3PO for the evening. We should meet ahead of time so that we can work out the backpack/harness system. There are a few parties that I want to hit and I think we will be the hit of any event we attend. Anyone up for this?

    Here is the link, with pictures of what he intends to recreate.

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  • Your WTF for the day – Breaking stuff with boobs

    That’s right. You read that correctly. We now live in a world, a real world mind you, where women have decided their chest growths can be used as weapons. Allbeit no normal person would have breasts this large, but this is quite amazing. I dare say I might be a little jealous.

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  • Trashed Idea – Kanamara Matsuri (Festival of the Steel Phallus) NSFWish

    I was worried there for a while I wasn’t going to have any Trashed Ideas this week. I knew of a few I could throw down, but I like having fresh material and these things have a tendency to fall in my lap. This weeks Trashed Idea is a manly one.

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  • And now for something completely different

    You will have to follow this link. Because embedding is not working. It’s hard to believe I could find something almost as awesome as the elephant, much less the SAME day, but I give you now, frog on a motorcycle (with Benny Hill on the instruments).

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  • Role Models – Baby Elephant dancing while playing the Harmonica

    It’s that a sweet title. Isn’t it just one of a kind? Could anything that follows this video even come close to as awesome as this video? Yay elephants!

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